It had been many hours on that fateful day since Helen had paraded around the house asking the inhabitants to cam with her. She had jerkily walked over to everyone, including Biscuit, who met Helen with a confused smile and told her that cats aren’t into bestiality.
Ben and the man baby had locked themselves up in their bedroom whilst in the next bedroom along, that of Carver, Bobolous had been told to help Carver keep his mind of the attractive and sexually chared woman roaming around the house, much to Carver’s dismay.
“cam with me!” the words echoed through the house “free 4 u 4 a limited time only lol xxx”
Meanwhile, The man baby was very concerned. “BEN!” He shouted over the explicit drones “We have to do something. She’s almost possessed. Possessed with some evil… spirit… thing…”
“But what can we do?” Ben asked, also very worried.
“I don’t know! You’re the psychic one.”
Hypothetically, a lightbulb turned on over Ben. And this hypothetical light bulb was hypothetically representative of Ben’s idea. “Man baby, I think I can do this,”
“No Ben, you can’t be serious. No. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY NO.”
“It’s for the good of the world” Ben dramatically paused “I’m going in.”
“No Ben. No! You have a husband. Children! NO.” The man baby cried tears which dripped frantically onto the floor.
“Man baby, I’m going downstairs. I’ll be up in a minute.” Ben told the man baby, who had forgotten about the benevolence of Helen.
He slowly creaked down the stairs. He did not want Helen to see him and to overcome him with illicit spam. Turning the corner, he entered the large living room. Helen was at the other end, facing out of the window and asking a flowerpot for money. Ben stood in the room and quietly closed the door behind him, for the door to let out an unexpected creak.
“wanna see bewbs?” Helen turned around and met eye to eye with Ben. Sweat steadily dripping down his forehead, Ben knew that he had to save Helen from the influence of the cambot. His hands shaking, he raised them in front of himself.
“I’m Ho. Mo. Sexual. I am not interested in your services.”
“thanx wanna see nipples on cam 4 money *muah*”
Ben thought back to what Helen had told him about freeing spirits from people. She had told him that he had to be overly dramatic and explain the wishes to the spirit in such a way that it would want to leave forever. Helen was also thinking of this lesson, hoping that Ben would remember it and that she would be freed of this mysterious thing which had overcome her.
“AWAY FOUL SPIRIT!” Yelled Ben, whilst upstairs the rest of the inhabitants were listening intently.
“muah babes. Give me ur credit card details 4 horny girlz kissing.”
“I said. AWAY WITH YE!” Ben lifted up his arms in one dramatic swoop “I COMMAND YE GO AWAY”
“hey babe im on cam rite now, join me n choose what substances to pour over myself xxxx”
Ben did not know what to do. The questions were getting ever more pressing. Thinking deeply, he needed something to scare away the horniest of all cambots. He knew not even his sexuality could get in the way. And he could never ever insult Helen.
Helen, meanwhile, was trying to send Ben messages. She knew what he needed to say. But she had not trained him to this stage of telecommunication yet. Nevertheless, she tried her hardest.
Ben was getting funny feelings. He felt he needed to do something. Everything seemed coloured, Ben could not explain why. Explosions of fantastic colours overcame him and the world seemed to turn a lime green. Looking Helen in the face, he zoned into this green and somehow knew he had received a message,
“hey bbz wanna see my big natural silicone enhanced tits on cam just 4 u XX cup lol bbz lol bbz luv ya muah xxx”
Just as the messages were getting out of control, Ben yelled “MY CREDIT CARD IS MAXED OUT” in the face of the cambot possessed Helen. The spirit suddenly left in a hurry to find it’s next victim, who will be revealed later on in this epic novel.*
*We must note that the cambot spirit is still in this universe and is able to possess anyone who it wants. If you ever see it, run away and about out about your lack of money.
“Ben…” Helen said, seeing if she was free of the spirit. “It worked! BEN IT WORKED” a huge grin plastered over the face of Helen, shining in the mid afternoon sun.
“Helen! I did it! You did it! WE DID IT!” Ben screamed in delight.
The two then ran through their sides of the room and Helen’s body was now less mechanical and able to flow freely, her arms wrapped around Ben’s body and they shared the warmest, most fuzzy and cosy hug the world has ever witnessed and will ever witness in the future of eternity. So warm and cosy, it is said, that even upstairs the man baby hugged Biscuit due to the good vibes. It is even claimed that the huggling vibes were sent as far away as Australia, where there was a sudden outbreak of kangaroos hugging koala bears. For one instant, even if it was for just a split second, world peace was finally achieved due to Ben and Helen’s combined greatness. It is even said that the presifrog felt a warm and tingling sensation similar to that when he went to the toilet. For the presifrog, you see, enjoyed going to the toilet very much.
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